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phil collins - in the air tonight

I know what you're up to Johntard Key...

Kia Kaha Wahine!

I was outraged to find this little news article in The Herald a few days ago. Some people may find this hilarious and think it's cute and funny but it's not! It's the media partaking in a form of cultural genocide and posting the full name of a mentally ill woman who deserves our care and protection is beyond disgusting.

I'm not posting this to make fun of you Wahine! I want people to know what they are trying to do to you and your people. You don't deserve to be treated like this and in my opinion, if you're happy smoking some low grade cannabis then you go for it babe! I'm sending this article to The Human Right's Commission on your behalf my precious darling.

Kia Kaha Wahine!!!

Trinny and Susannah: Help Helen!!!

Helen, I love you just way you are darling but I think you need a makeover for this year's election. I've sent telepathic messages to Trinny and Susannah and told them to come to NZ and help you out. You've got the brains, the looks and the bod Helen and I know Trinny and Susannah can make you look like a million fucken dollars.

I know it goes against your moral principals Helen, it's obscene the amount of money some people will spend on clothes but you have to do it! You've got a lot of supporters out there but you need to appeal to Mr and Mrs Dimwit - the undecided voters who don't realise that Johntard is actually an evil agent of right wing extremism who wants to create a paradise for white folks.

For the sake of our fair nation and the safety of our diverse peoples, I'm begging you Helen; Get a Makeover!!!

Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn

Dedicated to Tiny Tim Selwyn

Liberal Feminists and their Evil Agenda

I hate Liberal Feminism and thier evil plans to turn New Zealand into a Fascist Dictatorship. They have joined thier metrosexual boyfriends and husbands in an outright attack on anyone who just isn't interested in beauty salons, hollywood gossip and fashion magazines.

They've got no time for radical feminists, they hate Helen Clark and want to shut down the Ministry of Women's Affairs. This is because these self serving flakes want to suck up to their menfolk. The statistics for our wahine are horrifying but these bitches don't care because they are just as racist and classist as the fucktards they hang out with.

I see right through these sluts and they don't fool me one bit. Typical right wingers, they suck up, lie, gossip, bully and manipulate others to get what they want and try and pass themselves of as nice people. Give them a concentration camp and they'd be more than happy to abuse and beat other women and then discuss cruel and unusual punishments over a nice cup of tea and some home baking.

Nasty...

Johntard is a tard

Listen to Johntard getting his arse kicked by
Mikey Havoc. It's funny because Johntard starts losing his rag and sounds like a fat whining cry baby. He is also a liar, a sock puppet and an evil nazi overlord.

By the way, Johntard, Mikey thinks you're a cunt and he likes Helen Clark, Our Glorious Leader. That's because she's a decent person who has a kind, caring heart.

Fuck off Johntard!

Fuck off JAFFA BUTTS

There's a bunch of total fucken arseholes roaming around Auckland City and they give the rest of us Aucklanders a bad name. They have been labelled with the the acronym JAFA which means Just Another Fucken Aucklander. I have renamed them as JAFFA BUTTS which means Just Another Fucken Fucken Arsehole Butt.

These JAFFA BUTTS are metrosexuals. They were brought up to be spoilt, pampered, selfish arseholes who don't give a shit about anyone else. They visit hair salons and get manicures and pedicures. They work out at the GYM, shower naked with groups of men, and wear expensive designer clothing and footwear. One of their favourite pastimes is to sit outside cafe's and bars sipping on skinny soy lattes or imported beer sneering at everyone who walks past.

They don't mind whoring around town and will visit stripclubs and prostitutes in search for some wild sex with no strings attached. They have no respect for these women - to them they are peices of meat and they regard them as "sluts". When these bastards do decide to take on a wife, she must be virginal, come from a "good" home and spend all day in front of the mirror. Their wives live in fear all their lives because deep down they know that once they start losing their looks, their husbands will have affairs and may even leave them for a younger, better looking specimen to parade out in front of all their friends.

Fuck you JAFFA BUTTS! Fuck you with your fancy cars, your big flash homes, your designer outfits, your trophy wives and your spoilt children! Fuck you all!

The SCUM Manifesto

"The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barrelling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise."

Valerie Solanas

Gems from youtube

"Women have been putting up with anti-choice activists harassing them, threatening them, abusing them, and killing their doctors for years. But one video sends those same people to the police. Go figure."

"This video is awesome people out there aren't stupid they know their choices it is New Zealand remember. Its hard enough trying to make the abortion decision but once done its done it doesnt need to be rubbed in young girls faces what they have chosen whether it is for the mother or childs wellbeing. why let people suffer or let them create another who is going to suffer KEN ORR FUCK YOU!!!!"

"thanks NZherald for the heads up on this video.
Pretty in your face, but at least this pro-life dude whoever he is is paying attention. Sometimes you need to be extreme to get peoples attention especially those who are "blinkered". The moment the 3 letter G word is mentioned in this topic I switch off, I will listen to the views of others if they happen to be pro-life but say that three letter and any valid arguments they have become irrational..."

"Anti-abortionists have to lie because their viewpoint isn't based on facts it's based on their religions and emotions."

"funny how these pro-lifers are always dudes... probably another Graham Capill brewing."

"Standing OVATION - BRAVO !!!!" rebel radius

Welcome Aboard Racist Rabbit Fuckers!

Helen Haters eat shit and die

It was all over the Blowjob Blogosphere this week. PM's blocking of disabled carpark 'unacceptable" screamed the headlines, trying desperately to paint Helen Clark as a cold uncaring person who doesn't give a shit about the elderly. It's pure fucken garbage of course, Helen was horrified and has demanded an explanation because it was our bully boys in blue who caused all this crap in the first place.

Helen is also out there helping out an elderly woman who had her mouth taped with duct tape by a caregiver in a rest home. This is utterly fucken disgusting and a breach of this woman's human rights to be treated with dignity and respect. The caregiver has been sacked and I hope they are never allowed to work with vulnerable people ever again.

It's fucken sickening.

Ken Orr belongs in the gutter

Well, I've got two more newspaper articles under my belt, one on stuff.co.nz and one in The Herald. I've found all sorts of hateful shit from fucken bible bashers too and I stumbled upon this underhanded attack on an individual who had nothing whatsoever to do with the making of my prochoicenz propaganda video.

I'd also like to inform everyone that last night someone from christian news dot scum dot com contacted me pretending to be a journalist from Radio NZ and practically begged me for my private phone number and contact details. In the interests of public safety, when a real journalist contacts you, they provide their full contact details and you can look them up online to see if they are genuine before you answer any of their questions.

These are the kind of people we are dealing with here. They make out that they are pillars of society and behave like gutter snipes behind people's backs. If everyone sits around and puts up with these evil agents of terror we'll have a fucken war on our hands.

Fight dem back!

A lesson in decent fucken behaviour

I've been thinking about this young woman for a few weeks now. Last month a group of idiot so called "men" thought it would be fun to subject her to their vile verbal sexual abuse and she reacted by stripping off all her clothing in public and ended up in a mental ward. The thing that really grinds my undies is that she was arrested by the fucken filth and told off for causing a public nuisance.

I'm sick and tired of kiwi men acting like fucken pigs! They get together in large groups and think it's funny and cute to make crude unwwanted remarks to any woman who has the misfortune to walk past them. When they target women who have a mental illness or have been sexually abused in the past it can have serious consequences.

This behaviour is not fucken funny, it's a form of gang rape and I've decided that if I see any women being sexually harrassed and abused in public, then these cunts are going to cop an eyeful of my saggy boobs.

Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

Johntard Key strikes again

I was mortified to recieve a navy blue leaflet type survey in my mail box from the Fascist Party last week. My first reaction was to fly down to Wellington, smother it with hot chilli sauce and ram it right up Johntard's flabby arse. However, I resisted my violent urges, ripped it into tiny pieces and flushed it down the toilet instead.

Johntard is allowed to get away with this shit and has directed head rent boy, Bill English to lay several complaints with the Pigs over what they consider breaches of the Electoral Finance Bill. What a bunch of fucken hypocrites! Johntard is using bullying tactics in his dream to become NZs first fascist dictator and turn state house areas into concentration camps.

Over my dead body Johntard - you fucken asshole!

Ken Orr calls in the Filth

I was informed by a journalist last night that Ken "king of the comb overs" Orr has laid a complaint with the Po Po and that she is writing an article about it all which should turn up on stuff.co.nz in a couple of days. I hope the article will be amusing because I have described myself as a deranged, disordered freedom fighter for Women's Rights.

I know what's going to happen next! A dozen violent gang members will storm my street and cordone of all areas. They'll kick down my door, pepper spray and beat me and then strip search me without a female officer present. When they've finished working me over they will destroy my computer and home searching for pictures of guns and then drag me out to their death mobile in front of all the neighbours and throw me in one of their dangerous prison cells.

This is pretty rich coming from Ken and his psychotic bible bashing mates, who trot around town calling the gay community sodomites and sending religious material to NZ schools promoting the "theory" of "intelligent design". He can't handle anyone else having the right to Freedom of Speech and has complained to the Press Council in the past because a journalist said something that offended his sensibilities.

You can kiss my fucken arse Ken Orr! I'm prepared to spend the rest of my life in prison if it means you keep your fucken ugly arse away from women's rights to legal, safe abortions in Aotearoa New Zealand. Die Ken Die!

Please, just give us a chance...

This is the story of a fictional character from a fictional place in a fictional country. She lives in my heart and mind and haunts me all day long. She keeps whispering the same message to me over and over again:

“Please, just give us a chance”

She's told me all about her life. She was born in the Pacific Islands and married young. She decided to leave her tiny village and come to a Western Nation for a better chance for her kids. She gets dumped in a badly built state house in a ghetto, but it’s OK, there’s lots of Island people here and she knows their families. At least there’s plenty of jobs about and the kids will have a chance at a decent education and maybe even make it to university or get a job that pays more than the minimum wages that she’s used too.

She’s got two part time cleaning jobs through the day. In the morning she works in one of those fancy offices in town. She catches the bus or walks to work because she can’t afford a car with a current warrant and registration let alone the costs of petrol. She’s always tired but she tries her best. None of the snobby Palagis she cleans for bother to say hello or even acknowledge her presence. They stand around the water cooler and make rude comments when she walks past. They call her “Fololobese”, a “Dirty Coconut”, make fun of her clothing or complain that she still hasn’t cleaned that dirty mark off the light switch in the women's toilets. She pretends not to notice, but she does and it hurts. She shrugs it off because she knows what they’re like and they aren’t part of her world that’s for sure.

Her husband works night shift in a factory so he can look after the kids through the day. It’s tough making ends meet. She can’t afford to heat her home through the winter and the kids get sick all the time. Sometimes they end up in hospital. She’s exhausted but she tries to spend as much time with them as she can. Some of the other parents and even the nurses judge her and label her as uncaring but she just can’t take the time off work like they can. It doesn’t matter what they think anyway because there’s plenty of family members who will spend time with her child and spoil them with food she knows medical professionals won’t approve of.

She can’t afford to buy much for her kids. Her diet is basic so she treats them whenever she can. She saves some money each week so when it’s their birthday she can shout everyone a feed of KFC. She loves to see her kids happy. She buys second hand clothes from charity shops and is not bothered if something's too big or covered in stains because it’s cheap, functional and warm and she’s not into the latest fashions. Sometimes she can afford to buy a brand new dress when The Warehouse is having a sale. She treasures it and treats it as if it’s a $1000 Trelise Cooper creation and only wears it on special occasions. She always feels like a princess when she dresses up and her family and friends tell she looks beautiful. It’s the little things like this that make it all worth it for her. She’s not into material things.

She goes to Church every Sunday and they have a big feast after the services. Every one is welcome even if they don’t believe in God. If she knows of a homeless person in her community she’s gives them what little she can and brings them food. She knows some kids who are in gangs and who go around tagging, she feels embarrassed and ashamed and wishes they would start coming to Church and respecting their elders. Deep down she understands and knows why they behave like this and she tries to reach out to them but they just don’t want to know. She’ll keep trying though and help them when they get in to trouble. She won’t report them to the Police because those men in blue uniforms remind her of the people she works for and she’s afraid of them.

I wish she would leave me alone but she won’t. I hear her voice constantly and I just can’t switch it off. Is that you Folele? I hear you and I understand. I’ll never forget you and I’ll carry this sorrow and pain in my heart forever.

I hope they start giving you a chance beautiful lady...

Graham Capill on Wholesome Christian Values.

Watch Graham cry like a baby!

Filthy pervert applies for parole

Convicted pedophile and sexually perverted bible basher AKA Graham Capill has applied to the parole board for an early release from his prison sentence so that this sick fuck can attend an alternative treatment programme for sex offenders. The parole board have denied his application.

This is a fucken insult to the young victims of Graham's evil deeds! Surely Graham should serve every minute of his sentence - he doesn't deserve parole because he's not sorry for what he's done at all and has made sick attempts in the past to justify his violent assaults via email.

The really fucken sad thing is that he still has friends and his stupid fucken wife still supports him. Quite frankly, I'd be more than happy to send him back to the arms of Jesus but I'm just not that way inclined...

How Great Thou Art

I love Helen Clark and I think she's an example of amazing womenhood. I sent her an email last week of praise and support and she replied personally. It's got her signature on it too so I'm going to frame it and hang it on the wall.

I'm sick of all the arseholes who run Helen down. She's been the first elected female Prime Minister for the last 9 years so I know she's doing something right. I think Helen's awesome and I like her dry sense of humour and down to earth manner. I feel safe with Helen Clark because I know she always looks out for the underdog.

Helen Clark ROCKS!