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phil collins - in the air tonight

I know what you're up to Johntard Key...

Kia Kaha Wahine!

I was outraged to find this little news article in The Herald a few days ago. Some people may find this hilarious and think it's cute and funny but it's not! It's the media partaking in a form of cultural genocide and posting the full name of a mentally ill woman who deserves our care and protection is beyond disgusting.

I'm not posting this to make fun of you Wahine! I want people to know what they are trying to do to you and your people. You don't deserve to be treated like this and in my opinion, if you're happy smoking some low grade cannabis then you go for it babe! I'm sending this article to The Human Right's Commission on your behalf my precious darling.

Kia Kaha Wahine!!!

Trinny and Susannah: Help Helen!!!

Helen, I love you just way you are darling but I think you need a makeover for this year's election. I've sent telepathic messages to Trinny and Susannah and told them to come to NZ and help you out. You've got the brains, the looks and the bod Helen and I know Trinny and Susannah can make you look like a million fucken dollars.

I know it goes against your moral principals Helen, it's obscene the amount of money some people will spend on clothes but you have to do it! You've got a lot of supporters out there but you need to appeal to Mr and Mrs Dimwit - the undecided voters who don't realise that Johntard is actually an evil agent of right wing extremism who wants to create a paradise for white folks.

For the sake of our fair nation and the safety of our diverse peoples, I'm begging you Helen; Get a Makeover!!!

Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn

Dedicated to Tiny Tim Selwyn

Liberal Feminists and their Evil Agenda

I hate Liberal Feminism and thier evil plans to turn New Zealand into a Fascist Dictatorship. They have joined thier metrosexual boyfriends and husbands in an outright attack on anyone who just isn't interested in beauty salons, hollywood gossip and fashion magazines.

They've got no time for radical feminists, they hate Helen Clark and want to shut down the Ministry of Women's Affairs. This is because these self serving flakes want to suck up to their menfolk. The statistics for our wahine are horrifying but these bitches don't care because they are just as racist and classist as the fucktards they hang out with.

I see right through these sluts and they don't fool me one bit. Typical right wingers, they suck up, lie, gossip, bully and manipulate others to get what they want and try and pass themselves of as nice people. Give them a concentration camp and they'd be more than happy to abuse and beat other women and then discuss cruel and unusual punishments over a nice cup of tea and some home baking.

Nasty...

Johntard is a tard

Listen to Johntard getting his arse kicked by
Mikey Havoc. It's funny because Johntard starts losing his rag and sounds like a fat whining cry baby. He is also a liar, a sock puppet and an evil nazi overlord.

By the way, Johntard, Mikey thinks you're a cunt and he likes Helen Clark, Our Glorious Leader. That's because she's a decent person who has a kind, caring heart.

Fuck off Johntard!

Fuck off JAFFA BUTTS

There's a bunch of total fucken arseholes roaming around Auckland City and they give the rest of us Aucklanders a bad name. They have been labelled with the the acronym JAFA which means Just Another Fucken Aucklander. I have renamed them as JAFFA BUTTS which means Just Another Fucken Fucken Arsehole Butt.

These JAFFA BUTTS are metrosexuals. They were brought up to be spoilt, pampered, selfish arseholes who don't give a shit about anyone else. They visit hair salons and get manicures and pedicures. They work out at the GYM, shower naked with groups of men, and wear expensive designer clothing and footwear. One of their favourite pastimes is to sit outside cafe's and bars sipping on skinny soy lattes or imported beer sneering at everyone who walks past.

They don't mind whoring around town and will visit stripclubs and prostitutes in search for some wild sex with no strings attached. They have no respect for these women - to them they are peices of meat and they regard them as "sluts". When these bastards do decide to take on a wife, she must be virginal, come from a "good" home and spend all day in front of the mirror. Their wives live in fear all their lives because deep down they know that once they start losing their looks, their husbands will have affairs and may even leave them for a younger, better looking specimen to parade out in front of all their friends.

Fuck you JAFFA BUTTS! Fuck you with your fancy cars, your big flash homes, your designer outfits, your trophy wives and your spoilt children! Fuck you all!

The SCUM Manifesto

"The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barrelling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise."

Valerie Solanas

Gems from youtube

"Women have been putting up with anti-choice activists harassing them, threatening them, abusing them, and killing their doctors for years. But one video sends those same people to the police. Go figure."

"This video is awesome people out there aren't stupid they know their choices it is New Zealand remember. Its hard enough trying to make the abortion decision but once done its done it doesnt need to be rubbed in young girls faces what they have chosen whether it is for the mother or childs wellbeing. why let people suffer or let them create another who is going to suffer KEN ORR FUCK YOU!!!!"

"thanks NZherald for the heads up on this video.
Pretty in your face, but at least this pro-life dude whoever he is is paying attention. Sometimes you need to be extreme to get peoples attention especially those who are "blinkered". The moment the 3 letter G word is mentioned in this topic I switch off, I will listen to the views of others if they happen to be pro-life but say that three letter and any valid arguments they have become irrational..."

"Anti-abortionists have to lie because their viewpoint isn't based on facts it's based on their religions and emotions."

"funny how these pro-lifers are always dudes... probably another Graham Capill brewing."

"Standing OVATION - BRAVO !!!!" rebel radius

Welcome Aboard Racist Rabbit Fuckers!

Helen Haters eat shit and die

It was all over the Blowjob Blogosphere this week. PM's blocking of disabled carpark 'unacceptable" screamed the headlines, trying desperately to paint Helen Clark as a cold uncaring person who doesn't give a shit about the elderly. It's pure fucken garbage of course, Helen was horrified and has demanded an explanation because it was our bully boys in blue who caused all this crap in the first place.

Helen is also out there helping out an elderly woman who had her mouth taped with duct tape by a caregiver in a rest home. This is utterly fucken disgusting and a breach of this woman's human rights to be treated with dignity and respect. The caregiver has been sacked and I hope they are never allowed to work with vulnerable people ever again.

It's fucken sickening.

Ken Orr belongs in the gutter

Well, I've got two more newspaper articles under my belt, one on stuff.co.nz and one in The Herald. I've found all sorts of hateful shit from fucken bible bashers too and I stumbled upon this underhanded attack on an individual who had nothing whatsoever to do with the making of my prochoicenz propaganda video.

I'd also like to inform everyone that last night someone from christian news dot scum dot com contacted me pretending to be a journalist from Radio NZ and practically begged me for my private phone number and contact details. In the interests of public safety, when a real journalist contacts you, they provide their full contact details and you can look them up online to see if they are genuine before you answer any of their questions.

These are the kind of people we are dealing with here. They make out that they are pillars of society and behave like gutter snipes behind people's backs. If everyone sits around and puts up with these evil agents of terror we'll have a fucken war on our hands.

Fight dem back!

A lesson in decent fucken behaviour

I've been thinking about this young woman for a few weeks now. Last month a group of idiot so called "men" thought it would be fun to subject her to their vile verbal sexual abuse and she reacted by stripping off all her clothing in public and ended up in a mental ward. The thing that really grinds my undies is that she was arrested by the fucken filth and told off for causing a public nuisance.

I'm sick and tired of kiwi men acting like fucken pigs! They get together in large groups and think it's funny and cute to make crude unwwanted remarks to any woman who has the misfortune to walk past them. When they target women who have a mental illness or have been sexually abused in the past it can have serious consequences.

This behaviour is not fucken funny, it's a form of gang rape and I've decided that if I see any women being sexually harrassed and abused in public, then these cunts are going to cop an eyeful of my saggy boobs.