The only emails I get are from manipulating, lying, misogynist arseholes named robynsodomitesandwiches and jaffapetebutthead. Don't email me anyone or you will be verbally abused and insulted.



There's a bunch of total fucken arseholes roaming around Auckland City and they give the rest of us Aucklanders a bad name. They have been labelled with the the acronym JAFA which means Just Another Fucken Aucklander. I have renamed them as JAFFA BUTTS which means Just Another Fucken Fucken Arsehole Butt.

These JAFFA BUTTS are metrosexuals. They were brought up to be spoilt, pampered, selfish arseholes who don't give a shit about anyone else. They visit hair salons and get manicures and pedicures. They work out at the GYM, shower naked with groups of men, and wear expensive designer clothing and footwear. One of their favourite pastimes is to sit outside cafe's and bars sipping on skinny soy lattes or imported beer sneering at everyone who walks past.

They don't mind whoring around town and will visit stripclubs and prostitutes in search for some wild sex with no strings attached. They have no respect for these women - to them they are peices of meat and they regard them as "sluts". When these bastards do decide to take on a wife, she must be virginal, come from a "good" home and spend all day in front of the mirror. Their wives live in fear all their lives because deep down they know that once they start losing their looks, their husbands will have affairs and may even leave them for a younger, better looking specimen to parade out in front of all their friends.

Fuck you JAFFA BUTTS! Fuck you with your fancy cars, your big flash homes, your designer outfits, your trophy wives and your spoilt children! Fuck you all!


Uroskin said...

I'm looking out for the day Rachel Glucina starts channeling you!

Re: the showering with naked men, you can but wish: I've seen many a dude in communal showers wearing underpants. Not a good look, boxer shorts are a fashion crime, even when wet.

Faye said...

This is silly uroskin. Underpants in the shower? This is homophobia gone mad.

Ban boxer shorts!

Anonymous said...

uroskin is a misoginist little prick.

what he said about

not impressive

some guys are gay cause they love men, some just hate women.

ever thought about turning the comments off and just doing it?

George said...

Seriously. If they're that scared of other men's bodies, or being the object of the male gaze, why don't they just go home smelly and shower in private? They also need to realise that what you're wearing or not wearing is not an indicator of your sexuality, and doesn't mean you're consenting to anything.